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A search for intelligent life...

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Congratuations to Keith Chiles for the first Dr. Internet Question!!!!!

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Dr. Internet, what is the random back-off algorithm? - Keith
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The Trip from Hell.......

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Or How I Survived A Canceled Flight, Non-supportive Airline & Travel Agents and Still Made it Home within an Hour and 60 Miles of my Intended Target- A True Story

Author's Note: The original story was written via e-mail to my friends as the events happened to me. I've attempted to retain the flavor of the e-mailing here. Let me know if it works.

 

Part One - How I Endured the Line from Hell(TM) and wiggled onto a Flight to Dallas.

Author: Anthony Baratta at Internet-Mail
Date: 2/6/96 10:15 AM
Priority: Normal
TO: *Buddies Mailing List
Subject: There should be a course on traveling cross country......
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Hi...

Thought I'd type a few notes regarding my return trip from Philadelphia ....thought you would enjoy it.

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War in Hyboria - One General's Story

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Author's Note: I use to play a play-by-mail game called Hyborian War. War Gaming in the Age of Conan. During one of the games I got caught short handed (not enough armies) in defending my homeland. In the game we recieve over-views of battle scenes and combat outcomes. I felt that this one battle needed more depth so I wrote the battle experience from the General's view point.

Command Imperial Army to (M)ove_to (P)rovince ( 204 )

Banaric Thespides looked eastward to the newly glowing sky. The evil Eastern Shemite forces had advanced again under the cover of darkness near to the disputed border. Time is running out, he thought to himself. I plead God's mercy, but are we ready to die today?

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ACE Train: Who are you sitting by??

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I've been commuting to Pleasanton via the ACE Train lately, because of the Sales Tax Subsidies it's pretty cheap. Guess I'm finally getting directly back some of my sales tax dollars.

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The Summer of New Coke

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AUTHOR'S INTRODUCTION

I heard about Todd Blankenship's adventures, if you could call them that, about a year ago. It was a phone call from an old friend in the area of incidence that introduced me to Todd's present incar­ceration. Being out of work, the usual author's story, I went down and interviewed him. I found a quiet, shy boy. Not anything like the stories I had read biased me to believe.

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Graduation Poem

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Author's Note: I was one of four finalists to give the Student Commencement Address for my graduating class at UC Davis. With a time limit of 2 minutes, I decided to gamble and write the speech as a poem. I lost out to a guy that equated college to a buffet. I still think my poem was way better than his overused cliche - he's probably a motivational speaker now. :-)

I am brought here to you today
to talk to you, in my own way.
With, as you can hear, in meter and verse,
so sit back and enjoy, it could be much worse.

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Old Gods

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Man has only truly inhabited the Earth for less than ten thousand years. Before then he never ventured far after dark and everything the world held held for him left wonder and awe im­printed upon his meager brain. Years past and man soon forgot the untamed world around him and attempted to saddle it for his own needs.

That is why we are so vulnerable today.

We have forgotten the wildness that kept us within the caves and huts. Forgotten the mysticism that controlled events. Forgot­ten the Divine intervention that shaped our lives and the world around us.

This, as I've said, leaves us vulnerable. Vulnerable to the land we think we control. Vulnerable for the day the old gods come back.

 

Fighting the Storm

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Thoughts of you race through my mind,
     causing emotional waves.
I ride the swells of lonely kind,
and search the shore for caves.
But tossed about my thoughts do tumble,
     and cling to the raft I must.

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You

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Into my life this year,
You have brought me cheer.
It seems that you have been with me my whole life.

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Malachi

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I lost my sight when I was 12 and sick with rheumatic fever.  My parents got me Tobias, my seeing-eye dog, 6 months later.  The visions started at the same time. It’s not that I can see exactly, I can sense the presence of “things”.  Normally everything is “black”, but other times I get this photo negative view that melts into view. I know it not true sight because the way the images flare and fade with a ripple inducing nausea. 

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Nexus

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Night has fallen

The time of which I speak has happened long ago, or is still far, far away. For you, -the reader,- it is your changing position in time that makes placing what you are about to hear in a specific local of the clock irrelevant. So, I shall not. For time is fluid, like water; it can be moved, shaped and even frozen in stasis. But time still remains the same. As water always finds its level, so does time. Obstacles are only temporary and soon water/time proceeds on its destined path. Therefore there is no harm in releasing this information to those whose future this maybe. For they may slow or divert time, but they will never, ultimately, stray time from its appointments. And these so called changers of the future, unwittingly become pawns of the game and therefore prove themselves the cogs they are and not the gods they wish to be.

So read on intrepid one and see the secrets unfold, unfolding like a new dawn....

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Epi-Chip

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“So you’re saying the voices in your head started after your epileptic surgery?” The man’s voice was bland and disinterested. Seeming to take the interview as a checkbox on his list of duties.

He thinks you are nuts.

“Yes, sir.”

Bobby sat slouched in the hard wooden chair. The small room’s harsh light amplified by the stark white walls and the gloss of the mottled linoleum flooring. The man, his court appointed lawyer, sat across the table from Bobby shuffling through the court reports and handwritten notes that were neatly arranged in front of him.

The man pulled a page out of his personal notes pile, referred to it briefly and spoke again, “You think that the Epi-chip has a virus?”

I’m NOT a virus. I’m as real as anyone in this room.

“That’s one explanation, sir.”

“Is that the one I should take seriously?”

Is this meat sack the best the local government can afford?

“That’s the best of the bunch, sir. If you don’t go with ‘totally insane’.”

You’re not helping your own cause.

“Considering what I have to work with here,” the lawyer looks up from his notes and looks Bobby in the eyes. “Bobby, I have notes and court papers here documenting your behavior and you claim they are coming from voices. Voices, that you claim, have taught you how to move objects telepathically. An insanity plea is my most logical choice.”

He’s going to let you hang, Bobby. Get a new lawyer.

“I completely understand, sir.”

“So what’s Daniel saying about me?”

Hey, this guy knows?

“Excuse me, sir?”

“You don’t hide it well enough. You look like you are having two conversations at once.”

Hmm…He’s sharper than he dresses.  I like this guy now.

“Daniel doesn’t think you’ll mount a proper defense for me, sir”

“Heh. Just remember, son. Daniel doesn’t know everything.”

Huh?!

“Uh, I don’t follow you, sir.”

Taps side of head. “Some Daniel’s are built better than others, son”

 

 

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Is there a difference between love typed or love written?
As much as, say, being caught or being bitten?
I think that no difference does exist,
Like a loving hold or loving tryst.
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Gentry

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Kukoc space port is not the best place in the Remoluc Quadrant to be stranded, but considering the size of the storm surrounding the Gentry’s personal life - any port would do right now. Gentry sat with his back to the bar, drink in hand, staring at the travelers, pilots and assorted riff-raff move through the dank establishment. A police droid hovered silently through bar, its telephoto eye scanning the bar populace.

Well, Gentry thought slugging back the last of his drink back, if its any time to test the remade face - now’s the time.

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